This is going to be quick because I am ninety years old and totally going to bed here in a few, but here are a couple of choice conversations I had with the Duck yesterday:
Regarding the sleepover we are planning for her at our house in a couple of weeks:
Duck: "Do you have a bathtub?"
Duck: Can I take one bath? Two? Three baths?"
When I told her that she could help me look after the garden when she visits:
Duck: "Do you have a small shovel? And a little rake?"
Duck: Do you have big ones, too? For you to use?"
When I asked her what she would say to the cats when she visited them:
Duck: "Oooooh.... poopies!"
She is hysterical. I wish I knew how her mind worked. Haha.